Sex is Like F1 Racing

It might sound absurd but F1 Racing and sex sure have some stuff in common just look at this for instance...

1. Qualifying stage – One of the most important aspects of F1 Racing so is Foreplay in the bedroom.

It's what gets everything started and keeps it going…

The kinkier your girl acts and looks the more it makes you amped, which then makes you work harder at satisfying her so she cant wait for the race to start.

2. Pole Position – The driver who gets poll position will start of as the dominant racer and definitely has the upper hand.

Make sure you use this factor in your bedroom or wherever you decide to get it on.
Whether its you claiming dominance or your partner, believe me it does spice up and gives and exhilarating twist to average sex.

It's up to you and your partner whether you want to do little things like blindfolding each other or step it up a bit with handcuffs etc.
But make sure both of you are comfortable and don't rush into it…

3. The Car – You think about your favourite F1 Car its Fast, Sleek, Powerful and something that pretty much everyone desires.

The point I'm trying to make is to look after yourself…

Make sure you are well groomed, smell nice, keep up with fashion and stay fit.
These are all things that play a vital role in a healthy relationship and contribute an enormous amount to a great sex life.

It's simple...if she thinks you're disgusting, your not gonna get any, so touch up fellas.

4. You're Tires – It's all about the rubber nowadays whether it's on the track or in the bedroom and I'm not talking about your Gut.

So lube up for max performance…

The same goes for safe sex, a rubber might put you off your game and yes you lose some feeling but hell it's better than catching an STD so stock up boys…

5. Aerodynamics – Apart from the engine and driver, the most important factor to the cars performance is probably aerodynamics taking valuable seconds off lap time, improving handling and speed.

You have to see the car's aerodynamics as grooming....your pubic hair that is…

To shave or not to shave is the question???

C'mon everyone's seen Scary Movie where the girl takes her knickers off and a bunch of bats fly out. Getting that feeling isn't nice. You're suppose to enjoy your time down there, not wish for a machete to start trimming a jungle.

My advice to girls are to shave/wax/laser but for god sake make sure you get rid of them pubes.

For the guys out there I'd say go for it, but if you don't want to go full porn star at least keep it trimmed, and the best thing is it actually looks bigger.

6. Laps and Pit Stops – An average F1 Race consists of an average of about 60 laps with 2 pit stops having to be used carefully and to consideration of the track and weather conditions.

So what is it you ask F1 has to do with improving your sex life?

Quite a lot actually, take the laps for instance, that would be the amount of time you can keep going before you crash and burn.
The longer the better obviously, but remember quality before quantity, the aim is to have a bit of both…

The trick is to pace yourself and that is where the pit stop comes in to play.

In racing, the drivers use their pit stops with utmost accuracy and support of their Pit Team to refuel, change tyres, check for damages and adjust whatever is needed.

You can do the same by taking a break now and again, changing positions, keeping your tool lubed or even using male enhancement pills.
Try to do the above when you feel you are almost about to climax by just slowing down for a bit, but still keep it going by using more hands and less tool.

So go out there grab the checkered flag and put your self back on the podium…